Jesse Loves Brady

Rough?

You Are 75% Skilled @ Blowjobs!

You're 75% skilled at blowjobs.
You are great, with the potential of being stellar.
All you lack is a couple of dynamic moves.
You can be a little too eager - making the experience for the other person a bit rough.
Take it easy. Be a little more sensual in your oral sex endeavors.
You are on the right track though. Practice makes perfect.

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Posted by Jesse at 09:27 PM | Comments (0)

shocker!

The Dr. Seuss Purity Survey

Have you done it on a boat? No

Have you done it with a goat? No

Have you done it in a bed? Yes

Have you done it with the dead? No

Have you done it in the ass? Gross

Have you done it, high on grass? Yes

Have you done it in the car? Yes

Have you simply gone too far? Yes

Have you done it on the beach? Yes

Have you done it with the teach? No

Have you done it on your back? Yes

Have you done it strapped to a rack? No

Have you done it in a box? No

Have you done it with a fox? No

Have you done it in a tree? No

Have you done it with more than three? At the same time...No...in life...Yes

Have you done it in the rain? Yes

Have you done it for the pain? Yes

Have you done it 'tween the tits? Oh God

Have you done it wearing mitts? No

Have you done it packed in rubber? What?

Have you done it undercover? Yes

Have you done it on a perch? Perch?

Have you done it in a church? No way!

Have you done it with a virgin? Yes

Have you done it with a surgeon? No

Have you done it with ropes and chains? No

Have you done it while insane? Yes

Have you done it on the stage? No

Have you done it underage? Yes

Have you done it with all your friends? Some

Have you done it in both ends? Dont know?

Have you done it with your dog? I dont have a dog

Have you done it on a log? Probably

Have you done it under clamps? No

Have you done it with the lamps? No

Have you done it for all to see? Sure

Have you ever had VD? Never!

Have you done it on Mother's couch? Yup

Have you done it in your mouth? Yup

Have you done it while on tape? No

Have you done it out of shape? Yup

Have you done it on live TV? Nope

Have you done it whilst you pee? No

Have you done it in the gym? No

Have you done it on a whim? Yes

Have you done it on a dare? No

Do you really think we care? I hope not!

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August 28, 2004

Sister Sitting

This weekend I am sister sitting. She is too old for day care..and too young to enlist in the military. For these reasons, I have devoted myself to her care until Monday. If you can remember back to when you were an 11 girl...you will remember hormonal mood swings...and the occasional attempts to test the limits. She doesnt listen to a word I say, because she is bigger than me, and honestly I fear her. As long as I make sure she is fed and watered, I think I have met my obligations. Sort of like having a dog...but she doesnt bite...atleast not usually. We started off the day by heading to the beach. Becky was fascinated by my digital camera, and took some pics of me with my tube.

Once we were bored with the beach...my father offered to take us to the GU because he needed to shop. I was asked to wear more clothing next time I went to the store. Apparently what I was wearing in the above pic was not enough. Whatever! I told my father he looked like a pimp with two young blonds following him around. God knows what people were thinking. Now that we are all fed and showered...I am beat.

Posted by Jesse at 07:36 PM | Comments (1)

August 25, 2004

Ending

All good things must come to an end...but why so soon...and why so often? Story of my life. Story of everyone's life I suppose. My heart is broken..but not to the extent it was a few months ago. Just general disappointment. I am sure this emotion will be reappearing consistently throughout my life...so I better just get over it. I try to consider myself lucky that I get to have happy experiences...no matter how short lived they are. Who knows what the future will bring. Positive thinking. I will be drowning myself in academics shortly, and no doubt they will be taking up more than 24 hours of my time as usual. Some things will never ever change.

On the Ben front...things aren't going so well...I mean for him..not for me. I spent some time getting him off of my credit report, because the agencies thought we were married. Hell no! Like I dont have enough problems concerning that relationship! Well...he thinks he is done with school...but Suffolk is saying he is missing a class. Wonderful! He has no job..and neither does his brother. This being said...he is not paying his bills. This has been apparent as the creditors heckle my grandmother because we are his most recent address. Now they are thinking about moving to Colorado or Vermont. One of the things I have learned in the past year is that moving does not solve problems. They follow you and snowball into even bigger problems. I am thankful that I am no longer in this situation. He did the right thing by letting me go. I am not thanking him, nor am I forgiving him...but at this point I feel much better off. I have no debt, besides what I incurred this month. I dont have a ton of money....but I dont have people hunting me down..and that is a damn good feeling. There is something to be said for being accountable for oneself. I have always been accountable for my actions, and my place in this world, because I have had to be. There isnt anyone to bail me out....and sometimes I think I am better off. This blog has turned into an uncontrollable rant..I think I will stop now.

Posted by Jesse at 08:33 AM | Comments (1)

August 24, 2004

Grrrr..

It is 8:42 and I have already been repremanded. Apparently I was supposed to notify my grandmother that I was not working today. My shifts were switched...and I work Wed, Thurs, Friday this week. I guess I put a kink in her laundry plans. Since she starts her day at 3:30 AM like any normal American(are you hearing my sarcasm)...she is pissed that she held her laundry till 8 so that I could take a shower. See...now I can do laundry any time of day...but anything not accomplished before the sun comes up is a disaster for her. They say the chemicals in old peoples brains dry up...and that makes them moody. I am starting to think this theory is correct!

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August 23, 2004

God Help Me

My step mother tried to give me the sex talk today. Nearly 22 years old, and two live-in relationships behind me...and she waits until NOW to address the issue. I almost peed myself laughing. I simply said that if I made it this far...I would be just fine.

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August 22, 2004

Update

I go for my tattoo consultation tomorrow afternoon! Wish me luck and painlessness!

Posted by Jesse at 03:41 PM | Comments (0)

Daring!

I am feeling daring lately! I need to do something rash for my 22nd bday. I am thinking a new tattoo is in order. I handled the pain of the last one just fine...granted that was 3 years ago. I have purchased a design from a website...but am having trouble downloading it. If you would like to see...here is the site...

http://www.bullseyetattoos.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=1295

Dont know if that link will get you anywhere....but it is worth the try. If you are against tattoos...I know I know I know....

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August 19, 2004

Denied!

The request for elaboration on my prior entry has been denied. I am not quite comfortable enough with this blogging thing yet to put that stuff online. As for whether I will be charging for viewing...I should only hope things would get so interesting! Only time will tell. Will my blog become a venting mechanism for my "dirty" exploits? Quite possibly. Can my readers handle it? I dont want to scare them off...I only have a few...and they are sweet. As for right now...I am just trying to keep my head in the clouds and not jump to conclusions...that is always how I get my heart broken!

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August 18, 2004

Head Injury

This is going to sound bad...but whatever...I am young. Joe came down last night to watch a movie. Afterwards we watched Orange Country Choppers...and then watched ESPN footage of the Red Sox. During this we were laying on my bed. I started to laugh on threw my head back and slammed it on the steel part of the footboard. I have a massive bump on my head. Last night the bump swelled...my vision went blurry...and I felt like I was going to throw up. The noise that rang out as my head was smashed was very loud and Joe seemed quite concerned. As I layed there resting my throbbing head....I thought to myself...I hope I didnt do any real damage...because how do you tell the people in the emergency room people "I hit my head on my footboard". Shouldn't it be the headboard? Well not in Truro people! Today I just feel like I have had too much to drink in days past. The bump is unbelievable. My grandmother rubbed it this morning, and couldnt help but laugh at my story. The moral of the story....the headboard is called the headboard for a reason....put your head up there. Although it is much bigger than the footboard...so I would probably have done more damage...but atleast there would have been pillows to protect me!

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August 17, 2004

Can I See You Now?...NO

Today Bethany and I go to the optomitrist. After work I must dart out of here, pick her up in Harwich, hit the bank, and the gas station, and make a mad dash for Hyannis. After our appointment we will be going to Lenscrafters for some new shades. Then we will be going to miscellaneous places while we wait for our glasses to be ready..."In about an hour...". Then we will go out to eat....I am not sure where. The girls' appetite is not something I understand...some days she could eat a steak at Outbacks...some days she eats nothing. When I get home tonight Joe will be coming to see me. It was really nice of him to agree to drive down here considering it was my turn to drive there. He really is a sweetheart. We are going to watch a movie..."Stuck on You" I think. Is this good? I havent really heard of it. I am so naive when it comes to movies it is pathetic. I havent really spoken to Rebecca in a few days. I hope all is well in her world. How is Dizzy? Hmmm....probably the same happy go lucky dog. Oh yeah...Brady turned the BIG 2 yesterday, and let me tell you the terrible 2's have started already. I was lucky last night tho...when I went to go to bed....he was sitting right in the middle giving himself a bath. He agreed that sleep was a good idea....and dozzed right off. This doesnt happen too often...bedtime is usually a song and dance routine. Well enough about the man in my life....I will post pictures of him on his Bday when I am home. I hope all is well with my readers...all 3 of you. I need to advertise this blog.....or start writing dirty so I get google references again!

Posted by Jesse at 08:47 AM | Comments (1)

August 15, 2004

Hack

Ugh...my throat is all swollen....and it hurts! I hope it goes down soon. I have been drinking lots of tea...and spraying my nose.

Yesterday was no tax day...but I didnt buy anything. I went to Dick and Ellies flea market in Dennis but didnt buy anything. Then I went to Dress Barn but they didnt have anything in my size that I liked. Then I went and saw Princess Diaries 2 with grandma. It was a cute movie...no swearing...no sex....

I have had fraggle rocks in my computer. Since I dont know how to defrag, I have been removing suspicious programs, and trying to get rid of adware. It is taking forever, because I have to restart after every removal.

As for our version of the hurricane...I must say it was a disappointment. The short rain shower moved through in about an hour. I just hope Earl and Carl dont get us soon. If anyone would like to chat...come see me on AIM or Yahoo...I am lonely!

Posted by Jesse at 07:59 PM | Comments (0)

August 11, 2004

Down In the Dumps

I am feeling down in the dumps...someone hug me. I got my application to UMASS today. This is very exciting. I have to wait until my summer grades appear on my transcript before I apply though. This could take a while. I also requested copies of my credit report from all three credit agencies today. I want to check and make sure everything is up to snuf. Also, I am looking into opening a Roth IRA with Compass Bank. I promised myself I would have one by the time I am 22...and the days are ticking. Tomorrow I will find out more...and pay off my credit card. I also must get my car inspected soon. This month is full of pesky tasks:(

Posted by Jesse at 09:42 PM | Comments (1)

August 10, 2004

Goodbye Cookies?

I may be evicted soon. "Jesse Loves Brady" may no longer be found at cookieshouse. Rebecca is looking for a new website to house our blogs. I dont know how any of this works, but she knows everything so I dont have to worry. I am just hoping that all of my faithful readers...all three of you(dont try to make me feel better..I have a site meter)...will keep reading!

Posted by Jesse at 09:01 PM | Comments (1)

Blah

I am feeling very blah and useless. I dont know what is wrong with me. Could it be the heat? Yesterday I washed my sheets and curtains. The curtains had to be done by the time I went back to school, because I certainly wouldnt do them then. Grandma and I went out to lunch today at the 400 East in Harwich. It was yummy. Then we stopped at Friendly's and I had the fortune cookie sundae from the commercial. It was....interesting. Going out on Cape Cod isnt fun for those who live here. It is actually comparable to hell. I want all of these people to go home. I want to be able to pull out of my road with less than a 20 minute wait. I feel suffocated. Please...oh please...let the fall come soon. END OF RANT!

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August 07, 2004

2 girls, 2 dogs, and 2 piles of poo

Today was a beautiful day for the beach. Rebecca made it down after navigating traffic. Luckily the PAN MASS challenge doesnt come thru until tomorrow, so what she dealt with was run of the mill New Yorker traffic. When she finally got here she was very happy!

Dizzy and Spooky were excited about the beach, but not so much about the water. In this picture, Rebecca takes the opportunity to teach them that 1 cookie + 1 cookie = 2 happy dogs!

In the end, a happy day was had by all. I think Rebecca will be having a much less happy night. She is the shade of a very pretty lobster. I tried to set a good example for her by lathering up on the SPF, but girls will be girls. Aloe will be her friend tonight!

Posted by Jesse at 06:34 PM | Comments (2)

Walmart?

Rebecca has wondered off to Walmart in the wee hours of the morning. I am afraid...very afraid...of what she has gone for. After her suggestions of what to take to the beach yesterday, she could be buying just about anything. Small TV? Surround sound? Microwave? Atleast...whatever it is as to fit in her Saturn....unless someone agreed to help her. After she fits two dogs..and all of her beach stuff in the car..I dont think there will be much room for extras. Whatever it is will have to be strapped to the roof. If you need us today...look for the pile of stuff on the beach;)

Posted by Jesse at 08:29 AM | Comments (0)

August 06, 2004

Life As Usual

Life is as usual here in the the buttcrack of the world. My body finally crashed today. I fell asleep and napped for 2 and a half hours. That is nuts for me. I will undoubtedly be up until the wee hours of the morning now. My summer classes are all done, I should be getting an A- in one of them...unknown in the other. Brady is fussy and emotional like always. He is sleeping on his back...with his belly in the air as I type. My little angel....what can I say. Tomorrow Rebecca and I are going to the beach. Now that I have talked her out of the small gas grill and kayak, we may get there without a hernia. I thought I had plans for Sunday...but now I dont know. If anyone knows where I can get a nice white hooded sweatshirt, let me know. I want one to go with my new adidas swishy pants. Easier said than done. I hope this shitty weather moves on soon...it isnt helping my mood!

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August 04, 2004

Score One For the Little People

If you have seen me in person, you would understand why I have trouble getting clothes. I am low to the ground...in a little people sort of way...but I am not skinny like the people in the skinny clothes department. I wouldnt say I am fat, but I am not petite in the ass catagory. My recent weight loss has prompted me to select a new wardrobe, which has been easier said than done. Pretty much everything I own from before looks rediculous on me. I have shopped in juniors, but I am sick of selecting from the tshirts saying "Mrs. Timberlake", and "Dont look at me...your ugly". I am looking for a more mature look. To the womens department I went. I have been searching high and low. Today I found my match. Calvin Klein straight cut Saturday jeans size 2 with a 30 inch inseam. For once in my life, my grandmother doesnt have to take 6 inches off of my pants. I would like to meet the women who have legs that long...they piss me off. So I am happy, I got a pair in blue and a pair in black. Then it was off to the boys section for a new pair of Adidas swishy pants. You know..the ones that go swish swish swish when you walk. I love them! They are the perfect length, and I managed to get out of the department without being noticed. All in all...it was a good shopping experience. Got a pair of cute earrings too!

On a more emotional note, I am getting tired of being single. I know I said no men until I am done with school, but I want to cuddle up with someone. Anyone want to cuddle with me? I am potty trained, mature beyond my years, and low maintenance. I dont ask for much, take care of myself, and I dont nag! I am one of a kind in many ways! Wouldnt you like to date me? I dont care about hair color or eye color. I am not superficial, I just want someone that is genuine. Personality is important, honesty a must! My pool of people to choose from, down here at the end of the world, is limited. CCCC is not much better. I am hoping that when I move off Cape to further my education, I will find someone to spend time with. If you are that person, comment to this blog!

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August 02, 2004

WTF?

Posted by Jesse at 08:19 PM | Comments (2)

Yawn

I dont want to get up! I havent had a good night's sleep in a week. I was forced to give up my favorite pillows due to allergies. Their replacement sucks...I have a constant kink in my neck. Also, the blue moon is making Brady and I nuts. We are awake until all hours, but then I want to sleep at 3 in the afternoon. This is not normal, but then again, am I normal? Thank you for reminding me to feed my fish Rebecca...you are a good aunt!

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August 01, 2004

Interesting

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