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July 30, 2004
Screwin
I really could have used a good screwer last night. Its no fun screwin alone. It really is alot of work. I was sore when it was all over, and needed to rest. I wish someone had come to my aid!
Posted by Jesse at 09:47 AM | Comments (2)
July 29, 2004
Say What?
EXPLAIN HOW THE COMMANDERY SYSTEM REFLECTS THE ANCIENT CONCEPT OF ASSIMILATION. Say what? This is the last essay question I have to answer before I read my novel and write my book report. I have absolutely lost my mind. I think I am taking my Chinese Culture final next Monday, and Sociology next Wednesday. I took an IQ test last night...and scored a 133. That means I am gifted. If I am so gifted, why is my brain oozing puss?
Posted by Jesse at 08:35 AM | Comments (2)
July 27, 2004
Sigh
I am so emotional it makes me sick. I am giddy one minute...and then want to cry the next. My hormones are completely out of whack. I can just feel it. I am a ticking time bomb. I just want to take a whole pack of birth control pills and shove them down my throat! This whole...being myself shit is crap...I want my artificial hormones back! I am chomping at the bit. I have been fine being single for about 5 months now..but I want someone to cuddle up with. Someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be ok...even if it isnt. Pat me on the head..and call me nicknames. Cape Cod is the most miserable place for a girl to find a guy. I am not butt ugly people...date me! I know this rant probably isnt a turn on...but really...once my hormones balance back out...I will be chipper! Deep breath...in...out...in...out. Once this 3 week duration of PMS is over...normal blog entries shall commence again:(
Posted by Jesse at 09:53 PM | Comments (1)
Stiff
My hand is so cramped up and stiff...I dont know if it will ever work again. My fingers are seriously bent. Before you all get the wrong idea...I have been doing marathon preparations for finals next week. Before the end of the week...I need to read a novel...write a book report...answer 20 essay questions...and cram for my 100 multiple choice final for sociology. This is so inhumane....isnt someone my age supposed to be out having sex, doing drugs...and listening to rock and roll? None of that has been in the works recently...but after next week I am open to anything. Comment if you are interested!
Posted by Jesse at 07:15 PM | Comments (0)
July 24, 2004
No Sleep
I just cant function on 4 hours sleep. According to Brady, coming home at 3 AM is a big No No. I was repremanded severely and sent my room with a firm MEOW. Why I was up at 7...I dont know. Doest make any sense....today is the perfect day for sleeping. But of course, I am way behind in telecourse work, and need to get my shit together. Kay Serra Serra...Whatever Will Be Will Be....Blah Blah Blah
Posted by Jesse at 06:17 PM | Comments (0)
Long Talk
I went up to see an old friend yesterday. He moved to Arizona 4 months ago, but didnt like it and came back. Currently his only furniture is an air mattress, and a beach chair that I happened to have in the back of my car. We didnt end up going out for drinks, because I am not drinking right now. We sat on his air mattress and talked....for 8 HOURS. It was really nice to catch up with him. We have sort of grown apart because we each had live in significant others. He is conflicted about whether to keep his house on the Cape, or go live in Boston. I would love for him to stay, but I also want the best for him, and that may not involve staying on the Cape. My favorite part of his house is hearing the train in the background. He lives right near the canal, and I think it is so cool to hear it choo chooing along. Even if he does move, it wont be until September. Hopefully we will get to hang out again before he leaves. We shall see!
Posted by Jesse at 08:52 AM | Comments (1)
July 19, 2004
KK Diet!
The Krispy Kreme diet has conquered all! I have been stuffing my face with everything in sight lately, and this mornings weigh in had me 4 lbs. lighter. 117! Yippie! Rebecca...I may have something here! If my teeth dont fall out first, I may have that svelt body I have always wanted! Another bonus is the consistent sugar high. I have never done crack...but maybe this is what its like.
Posted by Jesse at 10:36 AM | Comments (2)
July 17, 2004
Conflicting Emotions
Sometimes its hard when you're so deep inside
To see all you could lose in a blink of an eye
Dreams could be shattered, you could be gone
How would I survive, cuz you're where I belong
My soul believer, without you
I dont know where I would be
Underneath, I feel you move through me
Inside out, you surround me
I breathe you like I am taking my last breath
Oh, you're everything I know
So how could I let you go?
and.....
There's a game you want to play
There's a risk you'd like to take
I'm scared it will lead to tears
Patience boy and I will decide
If a kiss is sweet enough
If I want to feel your touch
You should know
I can read your mind
If the deal is worth the pain
If you just wont die of shame
But I am tempted to try
Posted by Jesse at 09:21 PM | Comments (1)
July 16, 2004
HOT CHICKS!
Presenting.....The Beautiful and Talented CCCC Girls!...HAHA...thats right!...Rebecca and I now both have working mics and webcams. We will be performing nightly free of charge! Dont get the wrong idea...our charming wit is all that is up for grabs. If you would like to join our chat...make sure you have yahoo. I guess webcams can be used on AOL, but I havent figured this out yet. A special invitation goes out to Drew, who doesnt seem to spend too much time on messenger. This should be good fun, and if it isnt, it was only $10 down the drain. On another sick note....someone found my blog by googling "movable boobs". What might I ask are movable boobs? Do I have them? Yet another wierdo searching the net. Why me...why oh why oh why?
Posted by Jesse at 06:26 PM | Comments (2)
July 14, 2004
100 Questions In The Closet
This morning was my sociology mid term. I scheduled it for 9 because I like to get tests over with as soon as possible. I was nervous...but not too bad...not shaking or throwing up or anything. I waited for a little while...and when the lady showed up..she took me to my closet. Thats right guys...my closet. The nice testing room was reserved for something more important than myself...so I had to go somewhere else. I have never been in such a small room in my life besides a bathroom. It had no windows, except for the one the size of my hand on the door. The door was closed, and I was left by myself. Another girl was supposed to take a test too, but she never showed. Dont know how we would have shared the room, but maybe I would have made a new friend. After I finished my one hundred question bubble sheet, I breathed a sigh of relief and headed into Hyannis. I wanted to go to Newbury Comics, but they were closed. I went to Best Buy, but the service was so bad that I left. Every single time I go there I have a hard time. I was stalked by three sales people while trying to pick out a CD, but couldnt for the life of me pay for it once I had it. So I left. The ride home was uneventful until I hit Eastham. This end of the Cape on a rainy day is a complete clusterfuck. I saw a nasty accident in Truro, must have happened about 10 cars ahead of me. Scary stuff to see. I have been trying to regroup, because I have been putting any and all cleaning or organization off until I finished midterms. I have all of my spray bottles and paper towels out. This place will be disinfected in no time! Oh yeah...Brady says hi too!
Posted by Jesse at 07:26 PM | Comments (2)
I Stole This From Rebecca
Take the 100 Acre Personality Quiz!
Thats right people...keep it in line...or you will be in a time out!...And spankings for all!
Posted by Jesse at 07:17 PM | Comments (1)
July 13, 2004
Ewww
Its wet...Im cold...its wet...you get my drift. This weather makes me incredibly sleepy...and grumpy. It doesn't help that I havent gotten a good night sleep the last few nights. I have been studying for 4 hours. My head is pounding. I hope this test isnt too bad tomorrow. I am trying not to worry about it. My Captain Crunch buzz has worn off. For an icky note, I checked my site meter...and someone found my blog by googling "ashlee simpson+naked". Now people..this is just wrong. Obviously I do not have nakey pictures on my blog..but even more disturbing is the fact that this person from Europe was looking for such things. She is a 19 year old girl from a religious family. Good luck finding her naked online. But you never know. I dont like getting these kind of hits...but I want to be open to anyone that wants to read my blog. Just dont expect porn anytime soon!
Posted by Jesse at 04:07 PM | Comments (1)
Imma Gettin Blond
This is what an entire bottle of Sun In will do!
Posted by Jesse at 11:19 AM | Comments (0)
July 09, 2004
Can You Hear Me Now?....Good
My cell phone is misplaced again. If you are trying to call me..that is why I am not answering. Usually I find it somewhere in the 8 pillows that are on my bed...but it isnt there today. I know I saw it this morning..and had all intentions of taking it to work with me..but to no avail...it has still run amok. Even Brady is upset. Even if i check my messages...I still have no idea what your numbers are, because they are saved in my phone. Hopefully it will pop up soon. Its not like this place is a disaster...I think it hates me because I let it go dead all the time.
Posted by Jesse at 09:24 PM | Comments (1)
Yay!
Rebecca changed the heading of my blog, and even added a little of her own style to it. Now that I am Portuguese royalty, I should be having lots more people reading my blog. Oh yeah...Rebecca...reading my blog at 5:42 AM is inexcusable!...You must sleep my friend! Today I compile my notes for my Chinese Culture midterm to be taken on Monday. My heart is already racing. Sociology midterm is next Wednesday. If I do well...I am treating myself to things from Amazon.com!
Posted by Jesse at 08:10 AM | Comments (2)
July 08, 2004
Ogre
Would you all still love me if I looked like Shrek? Apparently I run the risk of having my hair turn green according to Rebecca. I guess all of the popular girls in her high school used Sun In and their hair turned green. Well...I am not popular...and my hair is still blonde. Personally, I think Shrek is cute, but thats just me. I dont think green hair would help my quest for a date.
On another note, I would like to change the sentence at the top of my blog to
"The story of a lonely single girl in Truro, where the men want men and the women want women, and nobody wants Jesse"
I dont know how to change that....is it hard to do Rebecca?
Posted by Jesse at 09:43 AM | Comments (1)
July 07, 2004
Blondes Do Have More Fun
Well this morning started early with a shower. I then proceeded to study "Race and Ethnicity In The US" for 4 hours. After that I changed the water in my fish tank. I think I was the only one in the house that was happy about that...but the fishies will get over it. Then I grabbed my bottle of Sun In and headed for the beach. As I am hitting my golden years (22 in less than 2 months!), I am noticing it is taking alot more to maintain the body. My hair is still blonde, but it is darkening with age. I have never dyed it out of fear. Sun In is the closest I will come. Todays first round went well, the top layers of my hair are definitely lighter than they used to be. This weekend I will work on the darker lower layers. After the beach, I came home and took another shower, washed off my "funk", and put on some comfy clothes. Tomorrow I work, and then have to watch 4 hours of my telecourse tape in order to be ready for my midterm next week. My brain is already smokin...and I havent even really studied yet! Tonight...my focus goes to reality television. By the time Paris, Jessica, and Ashlee are done with me....I will have even less brain cells..and my hair color wont be to blame!
Posted by Jesse at 07:52 PM | Comments (1)
July 06, 2004
Awww
You're My Little Pony!! Sweet and innocent and
happy, you make people want to spew burrito
chunks. Even a Care Bear could kick your ass.
What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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HENCE THE NICKNAME SWEET PEA!
Posted by Jesse at 08:40 PM | Comments (1)
OMG
OMG...I think I am still too young for this talk!
Your Sex Sign is Taurus!
You ooze sensuality and lust!
You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body.
You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it.
Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!
Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth.
You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude.
Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.
Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are.
Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.
Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's.
While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) -
As long as there is some privacy.
You are very oral - a master at oral sex.
You love your lover to climax in your mouth.
You love any and every kind of foreplay...
and you'll do anything as long as it feels good.
You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.
As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes
And you are are anything BUT conventional.
Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex.
Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!
What's Your Sex Sign??
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Thats disgusting!
Posted by Jesse at 03:17 PM | Comments (1)
July 05, 2004
Feelin Down
I am feelin down and need a hug. Someone please cheer me up:(
Posted by Jesse at 08:20 PM | Comments (1)
4th of July Boobs
I am not up on blog ettiquette, but I have learned from Rebecca's blogs...that one can write about ones boobs if they like...so here goes nothin.
First, the toilet was no place for Jesse's head on the 4th of July. After my fit of nauseousness yesterday morning, I slept a few extra hours, ate a piece of bread, and shook it off.
In the spirit of things, I wore a red and white halter top, and blue jeans. This halter top was the kind that had the strings to tie around the neck along with the built in bra. Well, I had to tie the strings so tight around my neck to support things, that half way thru the day my neck was in distress. Now, as most girls know, its better to be supported and in pain, than saggy and nasty. So I took the pain, so much so that my neck feels like a pulled muscle today. Dont get my wrong, if you have never seen me, the girls are nothing to write home about. Just run of the mill...you know. Next year I will know better, find something that doesnt require the neck for support. It looks like I will be spending the day with my head arched towards the ground.
The Ptown fireworks were pretty, but nothing spectacular. I ate typical 4th of July food: hamburger, chips, cake, marshmallows. I am feeling guilty again today for my intake...but what can I do. I forgot my camera yesterday, so there will be no pictures, sorry.
Posted by Jesse at 09:27 AM | Comments (2)
Wow
Posted by Jesse at 06:11 PM | Comments (1)
Im Sinking
Im sinking!..Thats right...sinking right along with my town. Its unbelievable how many people filter thru this town on the 4th. Complete and total chaos. I spent the day much like a beached whale. I am not tan...what can I say. I saw two banner planes, one for captain morgan, and one for Venus razors. I also saw a blimp for Hood Carb Countdown. Made me feel damn guilty about the bag of cookies in my hand. I am now showered to get all of the beach gew off. Tomorrow I am going to the flea market, then to the beach, and then to a cookout. If I dont sink first!
Posted by Jesse at 06:07 PM | Comments (0)
July 02, 2004
Crumbs
I am spitting pb cracker crumbs everywhere. I have been off of krispy kremes for about 6 hours..and apparently my body is rejecting the pb cracker replacements. I have given up on Confucius...nothing in his philosophy about donut addictions..they should have had such problems back then! Rebecca and I still need to do apparel selection for her concert with Drew. Apparently from recent blogs...a new bra isnt needed. One selection down. It would be easier if she had a rotating closet like in Clueless. Maybe she will show me ideas on her webcam. But if her bra is doing what she says its doing...I may be distracted. Tomorrow is supposed to be nice weather, and I am going to spend it outside burning the rest of my body to match my feet!
Posted by Jesse at 10:15 PM | Comments (0)
Confucius
Confucius says if Jesse studies any more Chinese Culture her head is going to explode. Ugh...history is boggin me down bad...this is not the way to spend the summer. With the exception of reading my novel, I am taking this weekend off from academics. This class has made me crave pork fried rice, and rearrange my room to be more feng shui...which it isnt. I went to bed too late last night...and then woke up with the thunder this morning. My productivity level is way down...probably because I am hoping my town doesnt sink this weekend. If you need me I will be hiding in my basement...because Confucius said so!
Posted by Jesse at 08:52 PM | Comments (1)
July 01, 2004
Bleh
I ate too much. I feel like I am going to explode. I guess my krispy kreme diet(lifestyle) isnt what its cracked up to be. You were right Rebecca...it isnt going to be the next best thing. It is however, going to take an awful lot of running to cleanse the system...if you need me I will be drinking gallons of water:)
Posted by Jesse at 06:17 PM | Comments (0)
Scandelous
So, so, so scandalous
You know you wanna sing with us (baby)
That's why you know you should be scared of us (baby)
Non stop looks to kill
Straight talk sex appeal
One touch gives me chills and we ain't even close yet
Rough neck all around
Inking all over town
Show me how you get down
Cos we ain't even close yet
You got me feening and you got me feeling weak
Listen as I speak cos I'm careful as I creep
You got me going crazy and you know I can't sleep
No fortune your moves and you hypnotise me
You got me trembling like a little baby girl
You're so special, you're like diamonds and pearls
You got me spinning and you got me in a twirl
You're my number one baby and you come to rock my world
You're dangerous
Just get it up
The way you move so scandalous
It's all about the two of us
A one night stand just ain't enough
I need some stimulation baby
A little conversation maybe
You got me spinning out like crazy
There goes my baby
Scandalous (baby)
So scandalous (baby)
Scandalous (baby)
So, so, so scandalous
Hot stuff, head to toe
Where you go, no one knows
You smile playing the dough and we ain't even close yet
Solid as a rock
How many ways can you hit the spot?
Show me what you got 'cos we ain't even close yet
You got me feening and you got me feeling weak
Listen as I speak cos I'm careful as I creep
You got me going crazy and you know I can't sleep
No fortune your moves and you hypnotise me
I love this song...just thought you should know!
Posted by Jesse at 11:03 AM | Comments (0)
Pound
Oh yeah...and I think I gained a pound since yesterday. Damn Krispy Kremes. Today is a day to cleanse the palate!
Posted by Jesse at 08:48 AM | Comments (1)
Sleepy
Ugh....its Thursday, and I have a reality tv hangover. Wednesday is my big night. Simple Life was ok last night...but not a big hit with me. Newlyweds was as usual...and Ashlee Simpson show was good. Then Mark wanted to chat...I slept like a log. Getting out of bed wasnt so pretty tho. I think I hit the snooze button about 6 times. My clothes are wrinkled but they do match. Who is going to see me anyways..I am behind a desk. I am nursing my misery with a diet coke on the rocks. Breakfast of champions. Should be a good day!
Posted by Jesse at 08:35 AM | Comments (0)