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May 05, 2005
UGULL
Presenting....UGULL! Ok, so I didn't have a camera, but you can trust me on this one. I know I get my education at a low-budget school. In fact, it is the cheapest alternative for a 4 year degree around! That said, do we really have to replace the cockadoodledo of a rooster with the sqwak of a sea gull so early in the morning. I think at this point in the semester, I am tired enough that I am consistently punch drunk. So when I was walking towards campus center, the sqwak of said bird gave me quite the laugh. The lone gull, standing with his chest pushed forward, looked quite proud to be reciting his morning announcements for all of us to hear. He was quite robust, leading me to believe that he has been sustaining himself on Sky Ranch Grill onion rings from the nearby dumpster. If it takes something like a dirty bird to make me smile, bygumit, he can stay! I have named him UGULL. If you can't figure that out, hint...I go to UMASS. If you still need help, I pitty you. I hope that he will greet me in the mornings this summer, as I shlep up to this building for class. OH...on a zippy go Toadie with PMS note... I finished my first UMASS class today. How super. One more day to the weekend.
Posted by Jesse at May 5, 2005 09:52 AM