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October 13, 2004
Stink
A few weeks ago I muttered, "Just because you can't smell yourself, doesn't mean you don't stink". Yes, this is a Jesse witticism, but it really does make sense. This morning, I had a deoderent crisis. If you have ever used powdered deoderent, you know that when they get low they crumble. Well this it did, and all the little pieces fell in my bear claw boots. Normally I have two sticks laying around, but my Secret fell behind my dresser to a place where even I can not wiesel to. So I sprayed myself with Glow by JLo, and headed out to Stop and Shop for some antistink concoction. $12 later, I exited with two different kinds of deoderent, and two different kinds of cough drops. I am fighting off whatever everyone else has had, and its is no fun. I am currently addicted to Ricola, and I also have a bag of vitamin C drops. I am sure I will consume them all by tomorrow, and be treated for diabetes by the next day. I actually fell asleep last night, and slept for an estimated 6 hours. Getting out of bed this morning was difficult, and I went to school dressed like a scrub. Mind you my early morning jaunt to Stop and Shop protected those students in my vicinity from a foul smell of body odor, they were still subjected to my cough drop breathe. I sat off by myself in class today. I find when I sit by myself, I test better and focus more. I hate being by myself, but my grades count on it. I was also trying to quarantine my germs, even though I think I am the last person in the class to catch this disease. Tonight the Red Sox are on. I don't know if my morale can take a repeat performance, but I feel that I should watch out of support for New England. I do not have to be up early in the morning, and no doubt will be wide awake until the wee hours of the night. Wednesday night primetime television is a bummer so, Red Sox it is. I hope you are all having a smashing time for yourselves. Give me a ring so we can chat.
Posted by Jesse at October 13, 2004 03:30 PM
Comments
You couldn't look any worse then the guy walking through the Stop & Rob parking lot in Hammer pants (yeah, that guy from the early '90's)that were black with colored bugs painted all over them. I'm not lying! He topped it off with a white button up shirt... that was dirty with more then just pit stains. Eck, imagine waiting in line behind that guy when they call 'price check' at the register.
And personally, I prefer the gel deoderant. Less mess.
Posted by: Rebe at October 13, 2004 04:43 PM
That guy wasn't driving a little S-10 pick-up, was he? I think I have seen that guy! Did he have a woman with him that looked like Broomhilda the witch?
Posted by: Drew at October 13, 2004 06:57 PM