Jesse Loves Brady

August 31, 2004

shocker!

The Dr. Seuss Purity Survey

Have you done it on a boat? No

Have you done it with a goat? No

Have you done it in a bed? Yes

Have you done it with the dead? No

Have you done it in the ass? Gross

Have you done it, high on grass? Yes

Have you done it in the car? Yes

Have you simply gone too far? Yes

Have you done it on the beach? Yes

Have you done it with the teach? No

Have you done it on your back? Yes

Have you done it strapped to a rack? No

Have you done it in a box? No

Have you done it with a fox? No

Have you done it in a tree? No

Have you done it with more than three? At the same time...No...in life...Yes

Have you done it in the rain? Yes

Have you done it for the pain? Yes

Have you done it 'tween the tits? Oh God

Have you done it wearing mitts? No

Have you done it packed in rubber? What?

Have you done it undercover? Yes

Have you done it on a perch? Perch?

Have you done it in a church? No way!

Have you done it with a virgin? Yes

Have you done it with a surgeon? No

Have you done it with ropes and chains? No

Have you done it while insane? Yes

Have you done it on the stage? No

Have you done it underage? Yes

Have you done it with all your friends? Some

Have you done it in both ends? Dont know?

Have you done it with your dog? I dont have a dog

Have you done it on a log? Probably

Have you done it under clamps? No

Have you done it with the lamps? No

Have you done it for all to see? Sure

Have you ever had VD? Never!

Have you done it on Mother's couch? Yup

Have you done it in your mouth? Yup

Have you done it while on tape? No

Have you done it out of shape? Yup

Have you done it on live TV? Nope

Have you done it whilst you pee? No

Have you done it in the gym? No

Have you done it on a whim? Yes

Have you done it on a dare? No

Do you really think we care? I hope not!

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Posted by Jesse at August 31, 2004 09:13 PM