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August 18, 2004
Head Injury
This is going to sound bad...but whatever...I am young. Joe came down last night to watch a movie. Afterwards we watched Orange Country Choppers...and then watched ESPN footage of the Red Sox. During this we were laying on my bed. I started to laugh on threw my head back and slammed it on the steel part of the footboard. I have a massive bump on my head. Last night the bump swelled...my vision went blurry...and I felt like I was going to throw up. The noise that rang out as my head was smashed was very loud and Joe seemed quite concerned. As I layed there resting my throbbing head....I thought to myself...I hope I didnt do any real damage...because how do you tell the people in the emergency room people "I hit my head on my footboard". Shouldn't it be the headboard? Well not in Truro people! Today I just feel like I have had too much to drink in days past. The bump is unbelievable. My grandmother rubbed it this morning, and couldnt help but laugh at my story. The moral of the story....the headboard is called the headboard for a reason....put your head up there. Although it is much bigger than the footboard...so I would probably have done more damage...but atleast there would have been pillows to protect me!
Posted by Jesse at August 18, 2004 08:03 AM
Comments
Laying on the bed laughing? No, really Jesse, tell us the truth! Laughing had nothing to do with what you were doing on the bed... unless feathers were involved?
Posted by: Rebe at August 18, 2004 09:11 PM
Is this the beginnings of the "dirty" blog you advertised? Do I have to pay for this?
Posted by: Drew at August 18, 2004 09:20 PM